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\"Strong\" is a song by British indie pop group London Grammar. The song was released as a digital download in the United Kingdom on 1 September 2013. The song peaked at number sixteen on the UK Singles Chart, making it their highest-charting single in the UK to-date. Outside the United Kingdom, \"Strong\" peaked within the top ten of the charts in Australia, with sales and airplay from both the original version and High Contrast remix.
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