{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
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{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}
{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
{"fact":"In an average year, cat owners in the United States spend over $2 billion on cat food.","length":86}
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{"fact":"A cat's brain is more similar to a man's brain than that of a dog.","length":66}